Vocabulaire de la crise
Par Alice, mercredi 19 novembre 2008 à 19:20 :: Revue de presse
Ce n'est pas que ce ne soit pas stupide, mais ça soulage. (dédié à Zvezdo, as usual).
CEO : Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO : Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET : A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET : A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING : The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO : The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER : What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR : Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST : diot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT : When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER : A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION : The day af ter you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW : The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO : What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for.$240 per share.
WINDOWS : What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo@$240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR : Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT : An archaic word no longer in use.
trouvé sur le net, relevé par Le Nouvel Economiste du 13 novembre 2008
CEO : Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO : Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET : A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET : A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING : The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO : The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER : What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR : Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST : diot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT : When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER : A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION : The day af ter you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW : The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO : What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for.$240 per share.
WINDOWS : What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo@$240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR : Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT : An archaic word no longer in use.
trouvé sur le net, relevé par Le Nouvel Economiste du 13 novembre 2008